Give it up, for the Ostrich here.

• What do you do when your boss says "I'm sorry" in the sincerest way possible? Do you say it's okay, or do you just walk away awkwardly with a lame smile stuck up on your face?

• What do you do when your thermostat isn't working and your house is colder than the insides of your refrigerator?

• What do you do when you are so broke that going to the mall actually makes you sleepy?

• What do you do when an ex-boyfriend wants you to react to the fact that he has moved on and you feel nothing at all?
  

• What do you do when you are almost crushing over a much older man ... again?

• What do you do when your only contact with the outside world is the stream of chilly air sneaking in through the seemingly defective window right over your bed?

• What do you do when every time you try to figure out where you will be next May, you run for a bag of chips which, incidentally, is not at hand most of the time?

• What do you do when you happen to lose your ipod and in subsequence your lifeline?

• What do you do when you drink so much Diet Pepsi to try and stomp down on that pelting feeling of panic in your stomach that it stops tasting like Diet Pepsi and more like water?

• What do you do when you want straight hair, but you almost have straight hair? You know what I mean...well, maybe you don't, but I assure you I do have a genuine point here.

• What do you do when you have such immensely pressing needs, that you hope getting away from them for 5 minutes on your blog will spontaneously melt them away, just like that?

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